Look, no lie it’s not so hard to keep a guy happy when it comes to the bedroom department.
That being said there are some definite things that almost all men hate with the undying passion of an exploding planet that you should utterly avoid at all costs (ladies take note).
1. Starfish
Starfishes just …. lie there. When it comes to the bedroom a romantic evening of sensual craziness this does not make by any stretch of the word.
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2. Boredom
You know how annoying it is when the guy in your life seems like he”s disinterested and not paying attention to you? That cuts both ways and when it happens after hours, it can seriously turn a vibe from ‘promising’ to ‘terminally ill’, in a heartbeat.
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3. The vampire diaries
Men are pretty lax about how they look…within limits. That said, if we got ‘a big meeting’ in 12 hours, that isn’t a single for any of you rough and tumble ladies out there to take a gigantic bite (complete with some scratches for good measure). We bruise too and first impressions are important, so please try not to make such a mark (it won’t go over well at the company’s bi-monthly prayer breakfast).
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4. One trick pony
There is more to sex than one single position that you repeat twice a month until the day you die of sheer and utter boredom (just saying).
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5. Going down with force
There isn’t a man alive who doesn’t like a little bit of dessert before dinner. That being said, remember this is some sensitive areas. No own likes a biter and teeth should be kept to a minimum.
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6. The ‘texter’
Texting in bed is a cardinal sin. Enough said.
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7. Grabbing the goods
We need these! For continuing to enjoy our day-to-day lives despite a mountain of monotonous, tedious, thankless work and for that whole baby-making thing. You have nothing to prove, so please loosen up on that vice grip.
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