Everyone always wants what they don’t have, which is why girls that don’t have big butts often complain about their lack of booty and tell you how lucky you are that you have your big, beautiful booty.
But there are some hardships that come with having a big butt that people that don’t have quite as much back just don’t understand.
1. Just because your jeans fit your butt doesn’t mean they fit anything else.
Actually, chances are, if your pants fit in the butt, they’re either too loose around the waist, or in the thighs, or just too long.
2. Which is why you only have one pair of jeans that fits you perfectly and never lets you down.
Until they do …
3. And Jeggings ALWAYS work a charm
4. When a song mentioning the words bum comes on everyone points and gawps.
Your friends will expect you to have some slick choreography lined up, and when you don’t their faces will not hide their disappointment.
5. And lets not forget the street goons in Nairobi that yell ‘Hiyo ndio size yangu’ or ‘Si ugawe kidogo’ or ‘Si umekula sana’
6. Jean size? What is a jean size? Your size is any pair of jeans that fits.
7. The back of your sundress is significantly shorter than the front.
So you have to compensate by buying a longer dress. You might as well exclusively buy maxi dresses.
8. When people offer you a small gap to sit in and you are like what is that?
9. Or when the unfortunate event of getting “sitted” at the back of the Matatu happens
10. And you have to shove everyone with your butt as you get there 
11. And when you get there guys “sitted” at the back give you that look of ‘Where is that going to fit’
12. But you shuffle anyway and sit
13. You have a very precise method for getting your jeans on over your butt.
14. And lets just get this straight, you are not a twerk queen
15. Walking up a flight of stairs directly infront of someone else makes you profoundly uncomfortable
16.Belts are your ultimate best friend! Without these you would perish!
17. But ultimately at the end of the day you have no choice but to WORK IT and appreciate what you got
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