1. Baggy clothes
Unless you’re hiding a beer belly or well formed buttocks, there’s no reason to be walking around in clothes that look like a maternity version of the male species. Go for well fitting clothes as they give a more presentable look.
2. Short sleeved button up shirts paired with a tie
I know the sun can get too hot sometimes. However, unless you work in a place that requires you to wear a uniform, or it’s the fashionable floral shirts that give a hipster vibe, go for long sleeved button up shirts.
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3. Sagged jeans
Just don’t! We are in 2016 for Pete’s sake! Nobody wants to see your bum hairs nor your underwear. Tuck that mess away!
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4. These kind of shoes …
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5. ‘Versace’ shirts and trousers
I know you want to keep up with the trends and what not but to be honest, those ‘Versace’ clothes fresh off Moi Avenue are painful to look at.
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6. Suits that don’t fit
Buy suits that fit at the shoulders, arms, and pants that are not slouching at the crotch! Please…is it even possible to close a deal with a baggy suit?
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7. Popped collars
Popped collars are for vampires and douchebags.
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8. Pointy beanies
Trying to look like Chris Brown and Tyga? Noooooo you look like a smurf or an elf. It’s cold abroad, why do you need a beanie in the hot African sun? Isn’t it sweaty and stuff?
9. T-Shirts with silly slogans
SMH!
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10. Very tight skinny jeans
Can your male parts even breathe in those? Gosh, walking around with a male version of a camel toe. I can only imagine the discomfort. Again, they look painfully awful.
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