TWITTER IS ASKING WHERE KALONZO WAS DURING TEAR GAS DRAMA

By EVELYNE MUSAMBI

Kenyans of twitter are yet again on former Vice President Kalonzo Musyoka’s case.

This is after photos of Cord principals Raila Odinga and Moses Wetangula fleeing after police used teargas to disperse their protest march at the Independent Elections and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) offices went viral and none showed MrMusyoka at the scene.

EIGHT MEN WHO WILL NEVER FORGET MAMA LUCY KIBAKI

By NAIROBI NEWS REPORTER

Former First Lady Lucy Kibaki may be gone but her imposing image will forever remain etched on the minds of these eight men.

Here’s why:

1. Journalists Philip Mwaniki and John Muchiri

On May 1 2005, the two hacks who were just starting their journalism at the Nation Media Group, penned a scoop after then First Lady stormed a farewell party hosted by then outgoing World Bank country director Makhtar Diop.

Hell broke loose the following day as Mama Lucy stormed NMG newsroom demanding their arrests.

“My heart dropped, my jaw followed. Knees buckled and throat dried. Was this the end? I have never been so scared in my life. I knew my 20-year-old self was done – Nyayo House here I come. Then paranoia set in, I found myself peeping out of the windows to see if there was a SWAT team about to storm my house and take me in,” recalls Mwaniki.

The storm died a natural death and today, the two are polished entertainment journalists.

WANJIRU’S WIFE FOUND WOMAN ON MATRIMONIAL BED, INQUEST TOLD

The wife of the late Olympic marathon star Samuel Wanjiru was involved in a heated argument with a woman she found on her matrimonial bed moments before the athlete’s death, an inquest heard on Monday.

Ms Triza Njeri had walked into her bedroom in their Nyahururu maisonette on the night of May 15, 2011 only to find a woman, who claimed to be Wanjiru’s friend, on the bed.

Former police detective Isaac Onyango, who was involved in investigating Wanjiru’s death, told Nairobi chief magistrate Daniel Ogembo that the woman had also demanded to know who Ms Njeri was.

“As she entered the room, she (Wanjiru’s wife) was confronted by a lady on their bed who asked her who she was,” Mr Onyango said.

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Wee endelea kujaza compound na miti!!! Look at the multi million guzzlers Vera Sidika has added in her packing lot. (PHOTO)

Hate her or love her, Socialite Vera Sidika is one of the Kenya’s socialites living life to the fullest. Living a lavish lifestyle, owning a posh home, cruising with flashy guzzlers and enjoying expensive escapades in the entire planet is the only way I can describe bootylicious queen vee.

Kenya Ranked Third Most Corrupt Country in the World

A newly released survey on prevalence of economic crimes released has ranked Kenya as the third most corrupt country in the world.

The survey done by audit firm PriceWaterhouseCoopers (PwC) found out that only two countries, South Africa and France, rank higher in corruption than Kenya. The new corruption rate seems to have been influenced by the recent scandals which have hit the government in power.

10 tricks used by conmen in Matatus and major towns

We Aare currently living in a man eat man society where some people are working around the clock to take away other people hard earned cash. Here are some tricks used by some of the cons in Matatus mostly in the CBD.
Watch out from these 10 tricks
1. Guys dropping coins in a matatu and as you help pick, your pockets or bag is being emptied.
2. In matatus guys suddenly shouts there is a crackdown and people should fasten the safety belts, as you struggle to look for yours,your pockets are being emptied. Some even pretend to help you fasten the belt while their other hand is busy in your pocket or bag.
3. Beware of guys reading newspapers in matatus spreading them to you or carrying big envelopes (x-ray type) and placing them covering you or part of your bag or pocket.

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After attacking Njoki Chege, wanabe socialite turns her ‘guns’ on Avril. (photo)

Bel Akinyi is one of Kenya’s well known wanabe socialites who use their curvaceous bodies to gain publicity on social media.
Earlier this year the bootilicious bel took to social media to strip off controversial, Daily Nation’s most hated columnist Njoki Chege’s dignity after revealing that she could testify that she ever saw her being drilled by three men in a house party.

Is Noti Flow Lesbian? Watch What she had to say(#Same love) and wat she says about the bible

Bisexual rapper noti flow has always been on the spotlight for uploading all sorts of ratchet photos and videos on her social media accounts.

More to that she was the talk of town a month ago after she released a song same love featuring homosexuals Joji Baro among others. More to that Noti flow uploaded a video and photos of herself getting cosy in bed with rapper prezzo a move that left social media users tongues wagging.During a recent media interview, Noti Flow finally confirmed she is a lesbian. The upcoming rapper, who has been pictured exchanging saliva with different women in the recent past, said she believes homosexuals will be accepted and given equal rights in Kenya one day.

When asked what she thinks about Christianity, Noti Flow said Africans are pretenders and that she doesn’t believe in the Bible, saying it’s a book like any other.

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Hilarious Memes of Moses Wetagula’s beating

Over the weekend Bungoma Senator cum CORD Principal Moses Wetangula and his wife Ann made headlines after they accused each other of assault and they both proceeded to record statements with the police.
According to the report, Ann attacked the Bungoma senator after he accused her of infidelity. He is said to have sustained injuries on his head, left hand, left leg and chest.

Police records indicate that Ann was the first to report the Senate minority leader. She claimed to have sustained injuries on both hands, chest and legs. She was treated at Karen Hospital and discharged.

However Kenyans on twitter are having fun. Here are the Hilarious memes

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SHOCKER!!! Sacked Ruto Mzungu pilot gets back his Job (PHOTOS)

A pilot who was charged for mistreating a female police officer when he had flown Deputy President William Ruto is reportedly back to work.Alistair Patrick Llewelyn was spotted in photos posted by lawyer Donald B Kipkorir who claimed that the pilot had flown him to an event in Naivasha and captioned it: “My pilot, Alistair”.

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